As we move forward getting close to the National Buffalo Wing Festival there are many events that go along with this momentouse occasion. It's not just a stadium filled with literally hundreds of different kinds of buffalo wings for consumption. It's a celebration of the buffalo wing and the people who love it. Jen and I will be trying to enter as many of these events as possible. Here are just some of the events we hope to participate in
- .5k Chicken Wing Run
- Amateur Chicken Wing Eating Contest
- Ridiculously Hot wing Eating Contest
- Bobbing for Wings
- Yancey's Fancy Cheesiest Couple Constest
Sure some of these sound silly but the people at the festival are taking this stuff seriously. There are official applications for all these events. I of course have sent in my application to be in the Amateur Chicken Wing Eating Contest. I truly hope they select me for this. Below is what I wrote on my application.
My desire to push my body to its limits mentally and physically in the name of delicious competition has compelled me to submit this entry for consideration in being a participant in the Amateur Wing Eating Contest. My techniques, in poultry appendage consumption, are time tested and are stuff of legend in my neck of the woods. It's time for me to put my training to the test on what i feel is the grandest stage of them all. While keeping my amateur status in tact. I shan't be coaxed by the bright lights and obvious fame I would gain by becoming a professional. I eat wings for the love of the game and sweet sweet chicken meat.
How can they deny me?!
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